Nov 10 2010

I’ve left my drysuit in the changing room…

Published by at 17:27 under Bilge

…and if anybody is tempted to “borrow” it, just so that you know, I break wind a lot a well as being incontinent…

Howard Hawkes.

5 responses so far

5 Responses to “I’ve left my drysuit in the changing room…”

  1. # Alan Clarkeon 11 Nov 2010 at 11:39

    so you won’t mind if i p**s on it then?

  2. # Glenn Stonehamon 11 Nov 2010 at 14:14

    Its on ebay as a “buy it now” item for £2.50. No takers yet cos I mentioned your “hygene problems” as dont want to spoil my 100% feedback rating.

    Seriously Howard, do you want me to collect it from the club & keep it at mine till you get down here?

  3. # Howard Hawkeson 11 Nov 2010 at 14:26

    It’s used to me and MY problem, Alan, so it won’t take kindly to anybody else’s…and thanks for the offer Glenn, but I believe Admiral Hannah has taken it into protective custody.

  4. # Andrew Hannahon 11 Nov 2010 at 20:18

    Well Howard, let me get this right. You went sailing without putting your drysuit on. You sound like the late Geoffrey Howe who lost his trousers on the train!

  5. # Howard Hawkeson 11 Nov 2010 at 20:34

    No no, Andrew, I definitely remember taking it off because Stefan was kind enough to admire it.

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